THE BOY WHO LAUGHED AT SANTA CLAUS
All: In
He wasn’t anybody’s joy.
Although his name was
His character was full of
flaws.
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1: In school he never led his
classes,
He hid old ladies’ reading
glasses,
His mouth was open when he
chewed,
And elbows to the table
glued.
All: He stole the milk of hungry
kittens.
And walked
through doors marked No Admittance.
There wasn’t any Santa Claus.
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2: Another trick that tickled Jabez
Was crying “Boo!” at little
babies.
He brushed his teeth, they
said in town,
Sideways
instead of up and down.
All: Yet people pardoned every sin,
And viewed his antics with a
grin,
Till they were told by
“There isn’t any Santa
Claus!”
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3: Deploring how he did behave,
His parents swiftly sought
their grave.
They hurried through the
portals pearly,
And Jabez left the funeral
early.
All: Like whooping cough from child to
child,
He sped to spread the rumor
wild:
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4: “Sure as my name is
There isn’t any Santa Claus!”
All: Slunk like a weasel or a marten
Through nursery and
kindergarten,
Whispering low to every tot,
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4: “There isn’t any, no there’s
not!”
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5: The children wept all Christmas
Eve
And Jabez chortled up his
sleeve.
No infant dared hang up his
stocking
For fear of
Jabez’ ribald mocking.
All: He sprawled on his untidy bed,
Fresh malice dancing in his
head,
When presently with scalp
a-tingling,
Jabez heard a distant
jingling;
He heard the crunch of sleigh
and hoof
Crisply
alighting on the roof.
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6: What good to rise and bar the
door?
A shower of soot was on the
floor.
What was beheld by
The fireplace full of Santa
Claus!
All: Then Jabez fell upon his knees
With cries of
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4: “Don’t (All) and (Solo 4) “Pretty
Please.”
He howled,
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4: I don’t know where you read it,
But anyhow, I never said it!”
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6: “Jabez,” (All) replied the angry saint,
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6: “It isn’t I, it’s you that ain’t,
Although there is a Santa
Claus,
There isn’t any
All: Said Jabez with impudent vim,
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4: “Oh, yes there is; and I am him!
Your magic don’t scare me, it
doesn’t”—
All: And suppenly he found he wasn’t!
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5: From grimy feet to grimy locks,
Jabez became a
Jack-in-the-box,
An ugly toy with springs
unsprung,
Forever
sticking out his tongue.
All: The neighbors heard his mournful
speal;
They searched for him, but
not with zeal.
No trace was found of
Which led
to thunderous applause,
And people drank a loving cup
And went and hung their
stockings up.
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6: All you who sneer at Santa Claus,
Beware the fate of
The saucy
boy who mocked the saint.
Donder and Blitzen licked off
his paint!