PRIVATE WILLIE’S BIRTHDAY PARTY

Don Blanding

 

Characters:  Narrator 1, Narrator 2, Willie, 5 Soldiers

 

Narr. 1:      His name was William

All:             Brown or Smith or Jones, we don’t recall.

Narr. 1:      One of the vast unknowns,

All:             The cover-crop plowed under without fame

                   To make our Nation’s history…or it’s shame.

Narr. 2:      I don’t know why they didn’t call him “Bill

                   Or William or even simply, homely “Will”.

Narr. 1:      For reasons, soldier-wise, they chose the silly

                   Yet strangely fitting nickname “Private Willie

All:             To label that big frame, man-statured, yet

                   boy-hearted,

Narr. 2:      During their brief war-comradeship, soon parted,

                   That bound them in a friendliness that filled

                   The aching need of love when crisis chilled

                   And frosted all the slower blooms of life.

Narr. 1:      No time for deeper rootage when the knife

                   Threatens the bud.

All:             When welcome “Mail Call” came

                   Each soldier waited tensely for his name,

1st Sold:     Zybowski…..Perkins…Van de Veer…McKim

Narr. 2:      It meant that somewhere some one thought of him.

                   Each soldier explored each word

                   For hidden meaning, as a hungry bird

                   Searches the soil for seeds and scattered grain…

All:             Those letters bringing joy or sudden pain

                   Packaged in words, sweet, polished or uncouth,

Sold. 2:      “Hey, Fellers, look!  My kid’s got his first tooth!”

Narr. 1:      Or, in a voice that pain made dark and hoarse,

Sold. 5:      Whaddya know, my wife wants a divorce.”

 

Narr.1:       Outside the circle Private Willie lingered,

                   His name uncalled.  They who fondly fingered

                   Letters and pictures failed to realize

                   At first the stark long hunger in his eyes,

All:             The look of a lost pup, hoping without hope

                   For the friendly pat, the word, or even the

                   rope of loving bondage.

Narr. 2:      Birthdays brought our gang presents or socks or

                   books or the homey tang of cookies, shared,

                   and munched….

All:             Sometimes a cake

                   Inch-deep with frosting such as “mothers love

                             to make”

Narr. 1:      He shared the news of their families, tears or

                             jokes,

                   But never a word they heard of his own folks.

Narr. 2:      Private Willie, hesitant at first,

                   Soon learned to share with a pride that almost

                             burst

                   The buttons from his shirt when a buddy cried

                   The old-new boast of fatherhood.

All:             He sighed

                   With the lovelorn in their sighings, and he kept

                   Secrets of muttered talk when soldiers slept.

Narr. 1:      They loved this homely, pug-nosed freckled kid

                   And did those awkward things that shyly hid

                   Their sympathy and helplessness that eyes reveal

                   In quick unguarded moments.

Narr. 2:      One gray day

                   When Pay Day seemed a thousand years away

                   And cash was slim and cigarettes were few,

                   The Sergeant told them something that he knew,

Sold. 4:      “That kid ain’t never got a single card

                   Or letter since he’s here.  He takes it hard

                   Inside.  His nineteenth birthday is today

                   You want to throw a party?  Whaddya say?

All Soldiers:        (Shout)       Sure!

All:  Who would have dreamed that look in a Sergeant’s eyes?

Sold. 4:      “I’ll see he’s not around until it’s time.

                   O. K. get going.  Here’s a buck and a lousy dime.

                   It’s all I got.”

 

Narr. 1:      The word was quickly passed,

                   And from foot-lockers’ depths were soon amassed  

                   Those treasures…

 

All:             Small themselves, so great in giving,

                   That come from the days of a soldier’s meager

                             living.

Sold. 5:      A tube of toothpaste—only partly squeezed—

Sold. 1:      Shaving soap,

Sold. 2:      A harmonica

All:             (That wheezed a few bum squawks, but added a

                   festive note.)

Sold. 3:      An ashtray in the form of a rowdy goat,

Sold. 5:      A handkerchief (with the wrong initials on it),

Sold. 2:      Here’s a birthday verse:

All:             Far from a sonnet, but rhymed in friendliness:

Sold. 5:      Part of a carton of smokes,

Sold. 1:      A P-X cake with a candy heart on, and one lone

                   candle (Don’t ask whence it came)

Sold. 4:      And a string of jelly-beans to spell the name

                   And message:  “Happy Birthday, Private Willie.”

All:             It certainly wasn’t elegant or frilly

                   But in those barren barracks the candle’s light

                   Brought something luminous into the winter’s night.

Narr. 2:      They heard his footsteps.

All:             Psst!  Get set.  He’s coming.

Narr. 2:      He froze in the door and stared.  They started

                   singing,

Soldiers:              Happy Birthday to you…

                             Happy Birthday to you…

                             Happy Birthday, Private Willie

                             Happy Birthday to you-u-u-u….

Narr. 1:      Some things you just can’t tell.  That

                   freckled face went blank,

All:             Then twisted in a slow grimace of pain, so sweet

                   and deep, that we could hear  Almost the trickle

                   of the big round tear that welled and spilled

                   and faltered down his nose, easing the spell.

Narr. 1:      Their raffish shouting rose, “Happy Birthday,

                   you old so-and-so.  Speech!  Speech!

Narr. 2:      Slowly his misted eyes searched deep in each

                   Of their buddy-eyes.  His Adam’s apple bobbed

                   in agony.

Willie:        You god-durned fools!

Narr. 2:      And they laughed too…and gulped.

All:             In happy daze he examined one by one the

                   gift displays, saying,

Willie:        Gosh, That’s swell.  Thank you, Fellers.  I

                   don’t know how to tell . . . . .

Narr. 1:      The words blurred out.  A mighty raucous shout

                   Shook the bare barracks, and until “Lights Out”

                   They sang. . . . .

All:             Not good, but loud and long and hearty,

                   Sharing in Private Willie’s birthday party.

 

                   (This poem is effective when done as a play.)